Total Medals Earned: 683 (From 111 different games.) Total Medal Score: 13,275 Points
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/150 points)
Grab the bag!
Form an alliance.
Defeat Glimmer
You call that a kiss?
Defeat Cato
Medals Earned: 2/14 (15/505 points)
Commit suicide 15 times
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 3/8 (20/305 points)
You lost the game.
Kill a caveman with your icicle.
Hit a bird with your icicle.
Show some interest!
Hit two birds AND kill a caveman in one go.
Reach level 15.
You're the icicle master. Complete the game.
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/80 points)
Knock the boulder back 5 times in one game
Pickup treasure from behind an obstacle
Collect exactly 69 gems in one game
Collect 10 tanks in one game
Collect 100 gems in one game
Collect 200 gems in one game
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/275 points)
Complete game on Easy
Complete game on Medium
Score 13,000
Complete game on Hard
Score 14,000
core 15,000
Complete game on Skitz
Score 16,000
Medals Earned: 3/5 (225/375 points)
Relax at the sauna
Hunt and eat the deer
Got rid of all the garden weeds
Burned all the buildings.
Medals Earned: 27/27 (1,000/1,000 points)
Kill 10 Gnomes while enraged
Kill over 50 Gnomes
Fight the Boss in ACT I
Complete the Tutorial Level
Discover ancient Skull Statues
Complete Act I
Kill a Gnome in one hit
Complete Act II
Fight the Boss in ACT II
Sever 20 Gnome heads in a row
Kill an entire Level of Gnomes with the heads of other Gnomes
Kill over 100 Gnomes
Complete Act III
Fight the Boss in ACT III
Kill an entire level of Gnomes with nothing but your bare hands
Complete the Game!
Fight the Gnome King!
Collect 15 Precious Gems
Find all of the 8 hidden Cameo Swords
Medals Earned: 5/11 (250/500 points)
destroy 10 boulders in a single Rage
survive for 3 minutes
Collect all 10 gems in a single run
use every antitode orb to recover from poisoning in a single run
Collect all health orbs in a single run
Collect all rage orbs in a single run
Destroy 20 boulders in a single Rage
Reach the bottom of the Giant Pit
Medals Earned: 3/7 (85/270 points)
Max upgrades in weapons.
Beat doug to his bloodiest.
Last up to day 15.
Max upgrades in ale quality.
Beat a level past day 5 without losing any ale from doug.
Earn over $2000 in one day.
Reach a score of 1 million